I’ve just added a list of 24 Jack Bauer Facts to the jokes section of my web site (the first update in a while). Highlights include:
- When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
- Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a knock-knock joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the god damned bomb was.
- The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times, but they had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
If you like them check out the full list. If not, I don’t know what to tell you. Go watch 24.
